{"id":213,"date":"2009-08-30T20:00:04","date_gmt":"2009-08-31T01:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scrappinstuff.com\/blog\/?p=213"},"modified":"2017-11-19T06:16:27","modified_gmt":"2017-11-19T12:16:27","slug":"funny-football-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/scrappinstuff.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/30\/funny-football-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Football Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The whole family is watching the pre-season Bears vs. Broncos game, and I thought about the fact that pretty soon the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scrappinstuff.com\/store\/football-c-23\"><strong>Football<\/strong> <\/a>season will be in full swing. High School has been practicing long and hard and soon those &#8220;Friday Night Lights&#8221; will shine and you all will have some great pictures to scrapbook.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_214\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-214\" style=\"width: 540px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-214\" src=\"http:\/\/scrappinstuff.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/img_football-scrapbooklg_1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"542\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scrappinstuff.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/img_football-scrapbooklg_1.jpg 540w, https:\/\/scrappinstuff.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/img_football-scrapbooklg_1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/scrappinstuff.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/img_football-scrapbooklg_1-300x301.jpg 300w, https:\/\/scrappinstuff.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/img_football-scrapbooklg_1-200x200.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-214\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Football Layout found at Scrapbooks, Etc (Design by Tracy Kyle)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>And to help you scrap those football pictures I found this layout at Scrapbooks, Etc.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scrapbooksetc.com\/ideas\/sportshobbies\/football-scrapbook-pages_ss1.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Click Here<\/a> to see more Football Layout Ideas at Scrapbooks, Etc.<\/p>\n<p>So after you fill up your shopping cart with our great <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scrappinstuff.com\/store\/football-c-23\">Football products<\/a><\/strong>, here some funny quotes to go along with those football layouts. These quotes might make a nice finishing touch!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Most football teams are temperamental. That&#8217;s 90% temper and 10% mental.<\/strong> ~Doug Plank<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.<\/strong> ~Erma Bombeck<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>We can&#8217;t run. We can&#8217;t pass. We can&#8217;t stop the run. We can&#8217;t stop the pass. We can&#8217;t kick. Other than that, we&#8217;re just not a very good football team right now.<\/strong> ~Bruce Coslet<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn&#8217;t the same as the one I was wearing, I&#8217;d run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother. <\/strong> ~Bo Jackson<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Football isn&#8217;t a contact sport, it&#8217;s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. <\/strong>~Duffy Daugherty<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>I&#8217;d rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.<\/strong> ~ Johnny Giles<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>When in doubt, punt! <\/strong>~ John Heisman<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>I wouldn&#8217;t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something.<\/strong> ~ Dick Butkus<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.<\/strong> ~ Heywood Hale Broun<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>I&#8217;d catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL.<\/strong> ~ Steve Henderson<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.<\/strong> ~Sue Lawley<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Football is easy if you&#8217;re crazy as hell.<\/strong> ~Bo Jackson<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>If winning isn&#8217;t everything, why do they keep score?<\/strong> -Vincent Lombardi<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way.<\/strong> ~Elroy &#8220;Crazylegs&#8221; Hirsch<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.<\/strong> ~Dan Birdwell<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>You&#8217;ve got a goal in life. I&#8217;ve got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.<\/strong> ~Groucho Marx<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Hope these give you a laugh and some good ideas for layouts for your Football pictures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The whole family is watching the pre-season Bears vs. Broncos game, and I thought about the fact that pretty soon the Football season will be in full swing. 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